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*
THAT AIN'T HIM *
LEROY
Oh, is there some kinda hoedown goin' on here tonight?
HAZEL
There sure is, Mister.
LEROY
Ah, oh! I do love an old time fiddle tune.
HAZEL
You'd best not go stickin' your nose in there, Mister. This
is a private shindig.
LEROY
Look at all them young couples a-dancin'. Puts me in mind of
my own Missus, God rest her soul. Oh, and that couple
there—ain't they cuttin' a fine figure together?
She is lovely! And he's just... Clay?! By
God, that's my son! I'll kill him!
HAZEL
Hold tight there, boys. Didn't I tell you that man was a loon?
Easy now, Mister,
That boy ain't your son.
LEROY
Like hell it ain't!
HAZEL
You
said he's a lowlife.
Well that sure ain't one.
Study that man some...
Steady and handsome and slim.
That ain't him.
LEROY
I'd know that ugly mug of his anywheres!
HAZEL
No he don't
much resemble
The son that you described.
You might rightly blame it
On the shine you just imbibed.
Or maybe that chink in
Your head's caused your thinkin' to swim,
'Cause that sure ain't him.
That's a lad who's gettin' on in this life.
See the womenfolk fawn upon the boy?
See him brimmin' with pride?
And there at his side,
See his soon-to-be bride?
LEROY
Not my boy! Never in a million years!
HAZEL
Exactly. Not your boy at all.
Pardon me, Mister,
But an imbecile could see
That you ain't the trunk of his family tree.
A grizzled old stump of a man such as you
Couldn't grow such a graceful young limb.
You been wanderin' these mountains
With a crack in your skull,
Like a wore out old warship
With a hole in the hull,
Brain pan a-gapin'
And good sense escapin'.
You're too dim
To know that ain't him.
LEROY,
HAZEL
Yes, I guess I'm (your) gettin' on...
HAZEL
All your best years behind you.
LEROY
Long gone...
HAZEL
And the unmuddled mind you once had,
LEROY,
HAZEL
Now it's gone bad
Like moldy old cheese.
HAZEL
Now's the time for gettin' on.
LEROY
Yes, I reckon I'd best be.
HAZEL
Begone!
LEROY,
HAZEL
Let the sun in the west be my (your) guide.
HAZEL
Go and hide behind them there hills.
LEROY
Find a lonesome old cabin,
Or a cave for livin' in.
HAZEL
Where there's no need to wipe off
The slobber from your chin.
LEROY
'Cause no store of wishin'
Will cure a condition so grim.
HAZEL
Odds is slim.
LEROY,
HAZEL
It's a tough row to hoe now,
But it's for my (your) own good.
LEROY
So I reckon I'll go now.
HAZEL
Yes, I wish that you would.
LEROY
That's what's best for society.
HAZEL
And best for your son.
LEROY
My son...? My son!
HAZEL
Oh, hon'...
That ain't him.
LEROY
That ain't him...
LEROY,
HAZEL
That ain't him.
©
2009 by Peter Mills