news
|
about
|
media
|
synopsis
|
press
|
contact
|
lyrics
* A WANTED
MAN (REPRISE) *
MAGGIE, WINNIE, SEAN, ED,
NEWTON
Well...
MAGGIE
It isn't very often that we get an opportunity to gather up,
Blather up,
Work a little lather up havin' a dance.
WINNIE,
SEAN, ED, NEWTON
But when the chance come around,
Everybody in the neighborhood is sure to be found.
MAGGIE
You see, Luther was keen to do a bit of boot scootin',
So he hired up a band and planned to have a hootenanny
As a celebration of his new determination to be wed.
LUTHER,
WINNIE, SEAN, ED, NEWTON
But...
LUTHER
The rhythm of the fiddle
And the subtle way a player has of handlin' a mandolin
Is settin' up a scandal in the feminine heart
With the start of a plan
That maybe she could dally with a different man.
WINNIE,
SEAN, ED, NEWTON
All the people gathered for the party want to learn about
Whether Maggie may have made a little turnabout.
LUTHER
How can she be happy
Bein' married to the Pappy-killin' kind?
J.M.
I'm a wanted man!
My business of thirst-quenchin'
Has come to the attention of an agent of the law.
But I got a plan...
I'll get him in my sights and then we'll see.
Wanted man...
Ooh, it's him or me!
HAZEL,
WINNIE, SEAN, ED, NEWTON
I s'pose you gotta take a little pity on a kid
Who tried to bludgeon a curmudgeon
But the geezer comes a-trudgin' up and over the hill
'Cause he's still got a grudge,
And he doesn't want to leave it to a jury and judge.
But I got a lot of people makin' offers to the widder,
So I'm gonna wait and see who'll be a better bidder.
'Cause however I come off it
There's an awful lot of profit to be
made!
©
2009 by Peter Mills